A Bitch thats Living so Two Thousand and Late

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

zombie dream game/story i had 7 seconds ago

So theres this trappy boy who teeters on becoming a zombie after a bite but he knows mind over body and is an vegetarian so he eats a bush over the course of a long time to maintain his insatiable desire to eat and chew before quelling it for a maintainable amount of time to have time for freethought. he’s a berserker and goes on rampages throughout the state? anyways along his rampages he meets other zombies that are winning an inner struggle for humanity inside unlike the common zombie that a mindless cannibal that help the hero retain humanity; a mutant/psychic woman with a zombie baby on the way, A buddhist monk who’s thankful their god has given them a challenge before death to test their faith, a old soldier who’s PTSD pre-Z is alleviated with a new insatiable hunger that drives him to retake arms for the safety of the even greater war of zombies, Nun that also teeters on the brink of cannibalism and that of her holy nature, and a escaped government WMD the original undead trying to find a cure even after undeath. the final boss was you discover the love had moved on in this post apocalyptic world and i woke up before realizing that ending was never made

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darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore:
“ megapope:
“ shitpost-senpai:
“ shitty-car-mods-daily:
“They hate us cuz they anus via Shitty_Car_Mods
”
So let me get this straight, You put up with all the discomforts of your economy sedan, paid for that $8000+...
shitty-car-mods-daily

They hate us cuz they anus via Shitty_Car_Mods

shitpost-senpai

So let me get this straight, You put up with all the discomforts of your economy sedan, paid for that $8000+ paint job, god knows how much those wheels cost, you wax it to a mirror shine, you had a custom made neon sign installed and made, deal with trying to park this thing, deal with trying to not scrape the extended hubs, deal with the lowered suspension that undoubtedly scrapes everywhere,

All so you can piss off the so-called “Haters”?

Do you do anything for yourself? Imagine letting other people control your life to this degree where all of your finances are tied up into maintaining a flimsy persona as an obnoxous and outrageous person desperate for attention, So they buy into getting attention be it positive or negative, rather than garnering admiration of your peers through merit. 

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Haters gon hate tho.

megapope

maid cafe guy cannot comprehend anyone doing anything for the pure funk of it

darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore

you wanna talk about value yet you spent 5 dollars at the maid cafe and didnt even get any pussy

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